I believe that each season needs to be celebrated. Who doesn't love the gift of a beautiful cashmere sweater or scarf? What will you do with all those lovely gifts if you don't get a cold spell every once in awhile?
My friends there is a reason for each season. And my season is all about putting your hot temper behind you for a couple of months and just being kind to one another. You don't have to worry about that unsightly flab for a few months. If you let my hot head of a brother and his minion's take over the holiday you can say hello to bikinis and Speedos (EW!) and goodbye to Santa cookies hand decorated with spun sugar icing (Yum!).
I won't waste any more of your time reading this. I think we already know what your vote is going to be ;).
Chillingly Yours,
Snow Miser
A vote for Snow Miser is a vote for tolerance and moderation.
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Me and my Fiance Snow Miser both believe that at the end of the day American's, candy landers, and all those other nationalities are going to make the right decision. Snowy and I our planning our wedding for December 23rd the day after he gets elected.
Hello frosty friends. I can't very well come nipping at your nose if you don't let it get below 40 degrees now can I? So let's just leave that bag of hot air Heat Miser back in July where he belongs. You have the power to do that. Vote for Snow Miser, and I promise when summer comes you won't see us trying to highjack his season.
"Happy Birthday" that's the words you WON'T hear me saying this year if you elect that fiery fiend the Heat Miser as your holiday mascot. I so want to see Karen and all my other friends this winter and I would like to see all of you gentle voters too. Remember it takes more than an old felt hat and a corn cobb pipe to make a snowman. It takes snow, and snow is something you are not going to get if you vote for Heat Miser.
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